• While trying to be a dad, my daughter reminded me, "I'm your daughter, Not a patient" M2

  • The police pulled up next to me at the light.  she said "Don't look at him. You may activate him"  KC

  •  YOU, my friend, are "out of order". Random

  • I told her to hurry up. We had to get there early to pay our respects. She said, "I can't go because  I have no money".  Daughter of an Airbnb guest.

  • Generation gap: She said "Why would you pay $5,000 for a CD when you can download music for free" anonymous

  • "OH MAN!!!, that's deep" KC

  • "Excuse me?, is the noise in my head too loud for you?" JG

  • What we have here,,, Is a failure to communicate. Paul Newman Cool Hand Luke

 

  • "There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which can not fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance-that principle is contempt prior to investigation."  , Herbert Spencer.